Excerpted Lyrics from DEBATE ME! THE MUSICAL
It’s West Side Story-meets-Newsies-meets-Assassins-meets-Seven Brides For Seven Brothers-meets-Starlight Express
—“Webster’s Dictionary Defines Love” (playful duet of two happy boys talking about their new crushes)
Jacky:
Webster’s Dictionary defines love as just a sickness of the mind;
A developmental disorder all good children leave behind!
But now I’ve seen her face I wonder whether it’s not yet worse:—
It’s perverse! It’s a curse! It’s a hearse!
Bren:
Webster’s Dic…